Insults |
Threats |
Brags |
Complaints |
Praise |
Buurrrrpppp TOOT |
Us push your buildings into the dirt. |
Your little engines poor match for ours. |
Oooh! |
Maybe me could bake you Azarga berry pie! Mm-hm-mm! |
Tarth laugh at the little devices. |
Tarth grind skulls and break spines! |
Big power in Tarth science! |
Farmers not make enough food. Tarth army get weak. |
Sometime, us should meet and practice our roars. |
You scrawny alien! |
This planet is Tarth planet. |
Us do not worry about small mites like you. |
Us have better luck breaking rocks on heads. |
You growl as good as Tarth warrior! |
Us could squeeze you into another dimension. |
GRRR! |
Great is Tarth persuasion! |
Muscles too sore, too tired. Can't fight…. |
Everyone else is puny compared to you. |
Ha ha! Weakling! |
Us take over your weak farms. |
Tarth culture simple. So Tarth culture superior. |
Tarth get no good production from colony. |
You a real positive alien person. |
You're as dead as Skirineen Empire. |
World too small with you in it. |
Listen how Tarth yell. AAARGH! Good, huh? |
Nobody likes us. Everybody hates us. Us eat worms. |
You turn aliens into bloody mess! Ha, ha, ha…. |
Tarth could sip you through twisted straw. |
Tarth got guns. You got problems. |
Us make planets tremble. |
These are grim days. |
Go smash up more aliens. It fun watching you. |
You're airplanes aren't worth much. |
You maybe need Skirineen to help you? |
Tarth cooks make best strudel, barbecue, bean dip, fish, cat food, smelt piston rings, tofu, cam shafts…. |
Trouble is us. |
Someone should make a bust of your arm muscle. |
Look at the cute tiny alien person. So sweet. |
Us smell minerals in your territories. |
Our mine shafts make big piles of metal. |
Tarth colony really stinks. |
How you get so smart without bashing head with rock? |
Manage this planet? You? Ha, ha, ha! |
Us turn your colonies to rubble. |
Tarth colonists work hard. |
You don't want to be Tarth right about now. |
You strong fighter. Must eat big meals, huh? |
Tarth make great supper in your honor. When you leave. |
Tarth give you a break. Which bone? |
Us Tarth strong, bright, and um, oh, clear. |
Us should've built more buildings and less tanks. |
You must make your Mommy proud. |
You soft like sponge. |
Us make you part of our plans real soon. |
Tarth factories build well. |
Our territories are really poor and very bad. |
Me would give you big hug, but me not sure you got good hospital. |
Alien under Tarth foot has small hopes. |
Be scared. Us Tarth hate you. |
Your place small. Tarth place big. |
Tarth strategy is going all wrong. |
Ha, ha, ha! You make other aliens scream like little baby things. |
You don't use territories very well. |
Tarth forces soon turn your military into meat. |
Our colony makes you jealous. |
Our colonists slow and uh, stupid. |
Us bet you make mean falafel. |
So, you think you can push us around? Ha, ha, ha! That funny! |
You puny little things better get out of Tarth way. |
Us build iron solid empire! |
Us no threat to you anymore. |
How you fight so good with your wimpy diet? |
Your machines thin. Us break them up real easy. |
Soon us tiptoe through your houses. With tanks! Ha |
The Tarth military is greatest on planet! |
Tarth are humiliated! |
Wow! Your explosions blow open pretty big craters. |
Your fancy junk is nothing. |
Tarth victory soon close! |
Our economy makes yours look sick. |
Us make no excuses. Tarth are losing. |
Us hear you make great meatloaf. Mm, yummy! |
You're losing press Control-Alt-Delete! |
Us like your colony. Us don't like you in it. |
Tarth colony rich! |
Now not good time to be Tarth. Maybe yesterday but not today. |
How do you think about so many things at same time? |
Your colony is too small to do anything. |
Us Tarth keep planet forever. |
Once us Tarth make building, building never falls down. |
At least us got lots of trouble to keep us busy. |
You so great it makes us feel big, dumb, and uh, orange. |
That's your army? That? Ha, ha, ha! |
You big joke. Tarth no joke. |
Tarth production is booming. |
Us wanna play against someone else! |
Mm, you smell good! Me bet you not take bath for weeks! |
Oo, this Tarth is scared of you. Help, help, somebody save me. Oo help, help. |
Tarth will hurt you often. |
Me now practice battle cry. ROARRR! |
Everything just goes from bad to stupid. |
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Your mother is bad cook! |
Us Tarth. You dead. |
Tarth smart. Can think pretty good too. |
Okay, that's that. This Tarth is gonna have nap now. |
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I know how you stand up to this Tarth. Ha, ha, ha, you much shorter! |
Just when you think you all warm and safe, BOOM! Tarth attack. |
Tarth army makes many puny alien things cry for their Mommies! |
This is about as much fun as taking a bath in a volcano. |
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Oh, puny alien, you can't lift many rocks, can you? Ha, ha, ha! |
YOU DEAD, STUPID ALIEN PERSON! DEAD! DEAD! |
Me could do big burp for you, but me don't want to break your monitor. |
So you real good at fighting. Big deal. Can you cook? |
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Hey! Your computer is on fire! Ha, ha made you look! |
Me tell you fortune. Watch out for Tarth fists slamming skull. Ha, ha, ha! |
Me can dance rhumba! |
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Is the little wimpy thing getting upset? Oh. Too bad. |
Tarth visit your colony soon. Us bring own hibachi. Ha, ha, ha! |
Oo. Can't believe me ate the whole smorgasbord…. |
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