Insults |
Threats |
Brags |
Complaints |
Praise |
The winds blow unsympathetically towards your victory. |
Your insolence will be remembered. |
It is too bad that none of you can comprehend our perfection. |
Disaster has gripped us in it's horned hands. |
You have the confidence of a Re'lu. |
Try using strategy. It helps. |
Our worst can and will be done to you often. |
Believe in our ascendancy. |
We could grovel in many impressive styles. |
I shall not let you IQ color my respect for you. |
So you are still here. I find that most amusing. |
The burden of defeat will be yours. |
Look over your map. Notice the flourishing Re'lu cities, and then please be jealous. |
Pardon us, oh kind alien. It is all we ask. |
I'm sure others have felt the urge to praise you, and so now I join their chorus. |
Could you say that another way. Otherwise, we can not understand all your… subtext. |
We will accelerate your misfortune. |
Our managerial abilities will leave you behind. |
We infer that you dislike us. |
You have an arrogance that even surpasses mine. |
You seem to minutely understand this worldly game. |
Your certain defeat has taxed us so little. |
Re'lu factories, farms, power plants, airfields… all, all are beyond exquisite. |
Would presents appease you? Money? Basic goods? Exotic soil samples? |
I thank you for making this competition at least somewhat challenging. |
Do not overestimate your minor abilities. |
Your complete submission is unavoidably necessary. |
It is with extreme anticipation that we foresee our victory. |
Let us stay here and... simply reflect…. |
You are nearly perfect. Go reward yourself with a massage. |
Your colony grows with such… tranquillity. |
Included in our mythology will be an ambiguous retelling of your… disappearance. |
Our progress is becoming a hardship for you. |
Well, this is certainly turning into a regrettable education. |
What an awkward moment this is. But… I must admit that you have done well. |
How can one live in that, dare I say, diminutive colony? |
You have caused us to have anger. That will be tragic for you. |
Feeling superior to you is one of life's carnal pleasures. |
We must admit that you are doing better than us. |
At least you to not possess the crassness that permeates most of your species. |
You install such unparalleled boredom. |
You will give us a fine welcome someday. |
You should know better than to compete against us. |
Losing is so… uninspiring. |
Surprisingly, your management ability has not been damaged by inbreeding. |
Perhaps you would do better if you stopped trying. |
Enjoy our company. You have no choice. |
We excel only because we can. |
Could we say we won, figuratively? No. I suppose not. |
I find myself burdened with an unfamiliar emotion. I believe it is called respect. |
Your failures are very enduring. |
We will deter your progress. |
Trying to catch up to us, can only fail. |
Our foresight is weak compared to our hindsight. |
I am surprised that you are leading. But then the galaxy loves its little surprises. |
That inferior colony diminishes under your leadership. |
If you want us as enemies we will be happy to accommodate you. |
You are trying to win, aren't you? |
So… this is disaster. |
Your strategy makes mine seem like Lu'ite leakage. |
This world will not belong to someone with such primitive insight. |
Tread around us very carefully. Very carefully. |
Your military should avoid our forces if at all possible. |
You have caused our undoing! |
Your apparel hangs from you with most exquisite grace. |
The mining equipment you use is very inefficient. |
Our colonists find you an amusing challenge. |
Does your colony worry you? It should. |
Disappointment is all I can hope for. |
Ignore my previous dismissal of you. It was true at the time, but now it no longer applies. |
You think you still have a chance? Such delusions. |
We now shall begin to surpass your economy. |
There is so much for us here; so little for you. |
I have nothing to say because I have nothing left. |
I appear on your vidset not to mock you, but to praise you. A tad different for me, I know. |
You have a small concept of this planet's potential. |
Perhaps there is a territory here or there that you would like to part with? |
Think of this planet as a riddle and we are its solution. |
Please desist! |
Your managerial skills are worthy, despite your bad taste in wardrobe. |
Taxation is an art that you have clearly not yet mastered. |
I suggest you not get too settled in. Things can often happen. |
Sentimental thoughts do not cloud the Re'lu mind. |
My mind is being overrun by my sadness. |
Your moments of brilliance nearly threaten to surpass my own. |
Your colony has many impressive aspects. Chief among them is… its poverty. |
Your fine roads will be of great use to us. |
Our colony continues to make exceptional gains. |
The galaxy has become so rude. |
Your awkward maneuvering reflects at least a basic level of competence. |
An improvement? That? Oh. |
You present a most uncompromising demeanor. This will change. |
We continue to demonstrate our successful planning. |
Do you think perhaps you could irritate me just a tad more? |
We so love what you've done with your factories. Honestly. |
We admire you because you're so easy to understand. |
Cling to your pretensions. Soon that shall be all you have left. |
I so enjoy my colony. |
Failure can now be added to my resume. |
What an exquisite use for such a quaint technology. You do so much with so little. |
I see that your genes have not burdened you with the responsibility of intelligence. |
Ah, what will the planet be like without you present? Hm. We shall soon see. |
Our territories give us plentiful resources. |
I fail to see what joy you get in pummeling me. |
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You are a superb example of a successful lobotomy. |
If you were not such a bore, your upcoming slaughter would at least be amusingly worthwhile. |
I anticipate a most tidy Re'lu ending to this soiree. |
Oh rue this most detestable, beastly day! |
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I sincerely thank you for your incompetence. |
Orchestration of your demise shall be a delightful composition. |
Success is refreshing, even when it comes as frequently as it does to us. |
Tut, tut let's not be so hostile. Please? |
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What a unique individual you are. Nothing seems to elude you but success. |
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I would stop dwelling on our many achievements, but why? |
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Intelligence is a gift that comes to very few. You are, of course, one of the many. |
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You shall eventually become acclimated to our superiority. |
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The colors of your apparel are all wrong. You are more of a winter alien. I think. |
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Ah. Extravagance. So natural. So necessary. |
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Aggression is such a primitive method of interaction. I prefer tea. |
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