Uva Mosk Sayings

Insults Threats Brags Complaints Praise
You have the worst factories on this planet! Our great purpose demands that we remove your colony. We, of the loam, stand strong. We amount to little if anything at all. The planet's aura reveals it's trust in you.
By Voren's snout! You're inept. Convictions! Do not get in the way of our convictions. Our cities have plenty of buildings. But you should see our gardens! We shrivel while you grow and grow. How your colony has blossomed!
You are a corrupter of this earth. Uva Mosk production will mow you down. If you cut us down, our colony would still grow up from the stumps. It isn't going very well for us. Not at all. Show the defilers how it is done.
Leave. Immediately. We will soon correct your excesses. Have you ever seen a colony flourish so? With roads so hidden. Buildings so efficient? All Uva Mosk shout injustice! You have been unknowingly been influenced by the revolution. It will guide you.
How can you be so ugly? I swear on my proboscis you will be gone. We tax as well as we spend! I have so much… anger at you! How your City Centers gleam in the starlight.
A parasite wouldn't stay on you. The days of your growing season are numbered. You should be envious of our large farms. Our factories make but little and our farms have small crops. None of your farms are ever caught needing synthetic fertalizer.
We laugh at that colony! Very soon nothing will be left of your colony. Have you ever seen a colony so resilient? I doubt it. This world will feel sorrow if the Uva Mosk leave. You underestemate the rhythm of the cosmos.
Compared to us you are nothing. We will uproot all resistance. Our roots are now secure. You make the great cause suffer! Your persona does not repulse this world.
You're wasting this planet's resources. You shall immediately stop fouling the planet's atmosphere. Or you will answer to us. We, nature's siblings, claim this world! Our gardens are so barren…. It's strange. You're not like the other non-believers!
The lands you own are withering. Your chances will wither much because of us. See how our colony grows! Even the planet is working against us! Like nourshing rain, your influence fuels this planet's growth.
You are declining. We will tear out all your roads and ruin your power plants. The planet knows that we will care for it, and so we are being given every advantage. Our colony dishonors the ground it's placed on. Perhaps someday we could chew a tooba root together.
This planet can't stand your mismanagement any longer! You will see how superior our technology is. Admit how powerful we have become. We won't mind. We are sad as we watch you achieve so much glory. Despite your flawed ideology, you still recycle your aluminium.
Your little spots of land produce nothing. Do not attempt to stop our cause. We are as solid as the strongest tree. Our resources are depleting by the minute. We count you amoung our few comrades!
That economy of yours is way beneath ours. Your future is being turned to mulch. Our cause shall drive us to victory! We blame you for our decline. Your colony makes the planet sing!
You are not part of the great Uva Mosk Revolution. From now on be careful. You've become our chief concern. Without us, this world cannot survive. Somehow we haven't been able to coax enough out of our territories. Where you stand, the planet blooms.
Even your trees are wretched. You have several territories that need our tending. The Uva Mosk colony is even making good use of your waste. We are way behind you! You fight like a revolutionary.
A snail moves faster than your colony grows. We shall destroy your cities as an example to the galaxy! Only we understand the full value of this land. Our great cause! We must somehow keep it alive! Thankful territories thrive in your wake.
Deflier! Nowhere will we let you thrive. And that is a real promise. Much energy, tremendous energy, powers our thriving colony. Please stop attacking us. We can send you many baskets of organic fruit.  
Your waste is your greatest flaw. We shall push you back from where ever you came, whatever the cost! For the galaxy to survive, it must endure the revolution. Okay, okay, I admit it. I once say a bag in a tree, and I left it there!  
May your mines deplete soon. Here is our motto. Spank the idiot and spare the planet. The animals of this world roar and twitter when we walk among them. I still believe in the cause. I still believe in the cause. I still believe in the cause.  
The laughing wind spits mud onto your factories. We have just dug a huge pit for your refuse and you. The revolution will weather all. Especially you. You should treat me better. It's not easy being a revolutionary.  
You must choke on the foul air floating over your nest, vermin! You are hereby threatened with execution, defiler! The purity of the Cause is greater than the force of your military. Once I lost a plastic spoon in a forest. But it was an accident. AN ACCIDENT!  
Do you train soldiers or slugs? How we shall relish replanting the soil under your razed buildings. None can respond to the call of nature like the Uva Mosk. I, I still enjoy being a zealot. Most days.  
Go ahead, sit on that compost heap you call a colony. We shall teach the galaxy to weed, and your colony will serve as the first demonstration. Fish somersault in our colony's many ponds.    
Birds shall drop many offerings on your forehead.        
Weed would die under your care!        

Last Updated on 1/9/99
By The Barney_Killer