Re'lu Sayings

Insults Threats Brags Complaints Praise
The winds blow unsympathetically towards your victory. Your insolence will be remembered. It is too bad that none of you can comprehend our perfection. Disaster has gripped us in it's horned hands. You have the confidence of a Re'lu.
Try using strategy. It helps. Our worst can and will be done to you often. Believe in our ascendancy. We could grovel in many impressive styles. I shall not let you IQ color my respect for you.
So you are still here. I find that most amusing. The burden of defeat will be yours. Look over your map. Notice the flourishing Re'lu cities, and then please be jealous. Pardon us, oh kind alien. It is all we ask. I'm sure others have felt the urge to praise you, and so now I join their chorus.
Could you say that another way. Otherwise, we can not understand all your… subtext. We will accelerate your misfortune. Our managerial abilities will leave you behind. We infer that you dislike us. You have an arrogance that even surpasses mine.
You seem to minutely understand this worldly game. Your certain defeat has taxed us so little. Re'lu factories, farms, power plants, airfields… all, all are beyond exquisite. Would presents appease you? Money? Basic goods? Exotic soil samples? I thank you for making this competition at least somewhat challenging.
Do not overestimate your minor abilities. Your complete submission is unavoidably necessary. It is with extreme anticipation that we foresee our victory. Let us stay here and... simply reflect…. You are nearly perfect. Go reward yourself with a massage.
Your colony grows with such… tranquillity. Included in our mythology will be an ambiguous retelling of your… disappearance. Our progress is becoming a hardship for you. Well, this is certainly turning into a regrettable education. What an awkward moment this is. But… I must admit that you have done well.
How can one live in that, dare I say, diminutive colony? You have caused us to have anger. That will be tragic for you. Feeling superior to you is one of life's carnal pleasures. We must admit that you are doing better than us. At least you to not possess the crassness that permeates most of your species.
You install such unparalleled boredom. You will give us a fine welcome someday. You should know better than to compete against us. Losing is so… uninspiring. Surprisingly, your management ability has not been damaged by inbreeding.
Perhaps you would do better if you stopped trying. Enjoy our company. You have no choice. We excel only because we can. Could we say we won, figuratively? No. I suppose not. I find myself burdened with an unfamiliar emotion. I believe it is called respect.
Your failures are very enduring. We will deter your progress. Trying to catch up to us, can only fail. Our foresight is weak compared to our hindsight. I am surprised that you are leading. But then the galaxy loves its little surprises.
That inferior colony diminishes under your leadership. If you want us as enemies we will be happy to accommodate you. You are trying to win, aren't you? So… this is disaster. Your strategy makes mine seem like Lu'ite leakage.
This world will not belong to someone with such primitive insight. Tread around us very carefully. Very carefully. Your military should avoid our forces if at all possible. You have caused our undoing! Your apparel hangs from you with most exquisite grace.
The mining equipment you use is very inefficient. Our colonists find you an amusing challenge. Does your colony worry you? It should. Disappointment is all I can hope for. Ignore my previous dismissal of you. It was true at the time, but now it no longer applies.
You think you still have a chance? Such delusions. We now shall begin to surpass your economy. There is so much for us here; so little for you. I have nothing to say because I have nothing left. I appear on your vidset not to mock you, but to praise you. A tad different for me, I know.
You have a small concept of this planet's potential. Perhaps there is a territory here or there that you would like to part with? Think of this planet as a riddle and we are its solution. Please desist! Your managerial skills are worthy, despite your bad taste in wardrobe.
Taxation is an art that you have clearly not yet mastered. I suggest you not get too settled in. Things can often happen. Sentimental thoughts do not cloud the Re'lu mind. My mind is being overrun by my sadness. Your moments of brilliance nearly threaten to surpass my own.
Your colony has many impressive aspects. Chief among them is… its poverty. Your fine roads will be of great use to us. Our colony continues to make exceptional gains. The galaxy has become so rude. Your awkward maneuvering reflects at least a basic level of competence.
An improvement? That? Oh. You present a most uncompromising demeanor. This will change. We continue to demonstrate our successful planning. Do you think perhaps you could irritate me just a tad more? We so love what you've done with your factories. Honestly.
We admire you because you're so easy to understand. Cling to your pretensions. Soon that shall be all you have left. I so enjoy my colony. Failure can now be added to my resume. What an exquisite use for such a quaint technology. You do so much with so little.
I see that your genes have not burdened you with the responsibility of intelligence. Ah, what will the planet be like without you present? Hm. We shall soon see. Our territories give us plentiful resources. I fail to see what joy you get in pummeling me.  
You are a superb example of a successful lobotomy. If you were not such a bore, your upcoming slaughter would at least be amusingly worthwhile. I anticipate a most tidy Re'lu ending to this soiree. Oh rue this most detestable, beastly day!  
I sincerely thank you for your incompetence. Orchestration of your demise shall be a delightful composition. Success is refreshing, even when it comes as frequently as it does to us. Tut, tut let's not be so hostile. Please?  
What a unique individual you are. Nothing seems to elude you but success.   I would stop dwelling on our many achievements, but why?    
Intelligence is a gift that comes to very few. You are, of course, one of the many.   You shall eventually become acclimated to our superiority.    
The colors of your apparel are all wrong. You are more of a winter alien. I think.   Ah. Extravagance. So natural. So necessary.    
    Aggression is such a primitive method of interaction. I prefer tea.    

Last Updated on 1/9/99
By The Barney_Killer