Insults |
Threats |
Brags |
Complaints |
Praise |
You really think that you have advanced technology? Mm, what a fool! |
Our only goal is to beat you. And, of course, we will. |
Our colony's way ahead of yours, isn't it? |
There have been worse situations… although I just can't remember them…. |
Just let me say that I'm totally impressed. |
That's all the bigger your colony is? Oh. Aren't you… embarrassed? |
Nice colony. It'll be fun driving over it. |
The fools who tried to cross us are either very sorry. Or very dead. |
I'm not upset. Okay, maybe I am just a little. |
We should've copied your strategies right from the start. |
Your factories are obsolete. Just face that simple fact. |
We will take you out. Territory by territory. |
We'll win. Just trust me on that… okay lonesome? |
My options are down to either watching self-help seminars or old episodes of Lost in Space. |
It's individuals like you who make colonizing fun. |
Oh, you seem so bad off. That's really, really terrible. |
You could stand a little reduction in ego, I think. |
Our forces must be pretty intimidating. Especially for you. |
Yes, yes, your colony is growing. Who can't see that? |
When all of this is over, how about you and me doin' some mountain climbing in Tibet? |
What a blunderer. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha…. |
The more buildings you make, the more buildings we'll have. |
Maybe there'll be a monument built for me in Central Park. It's an Earth thing. |
It's only a planet. I don't care. But wait, I do care. I do, I really, really do care! |
I would suspect you're pretty tickled with everything. At least, I would hope so. |
Chicken. Cluck, cluck, cluck! |
In all honesty, the only real problem you have is me. |
Nothing can compare with good ol' Human perseverance. Nothing. |
They are all laughing at me on Earth. |
If I felt any more humbled by you, I'd resign and join the galactic shuffleboard tour. |
Your colony is so… I mean why do you even bother? |
So who should we get rid of next… You? Hm, yes, I think so. |
Praise us. Oh, come on. Why not? |
What part of 'I'm losing horribly, leave me alone' don't you understand? |
Well, as successful as you've been, I bet you're not crabby. |
I bet you were always the last kid picked. |
This planet will not be enslaved by your tyranny! |
Oh, are you feeling outmatched by our colony? Deal with it. |
Oh, Even raising taxes won't help us. |
Your strategy totally blows mine out of the nebula. |
Just so you're aware of this… feeling depressed is often a natural emotion when one's losing. |
Our demands are simple. You leave. We stay. |
You want to know our secret? Hah. Too bad. |
Everything about your colony is so, so… Hey. Wanna switch colonies? No? Please? |
Now that's one well-managed colony. |
Why did you even get out of bed this morning? |
Give us a territory. Or maybe even two. Aren't you tired of all that responsibility? |
I know this is personal, but when you see my army, don't your pants usually end up at the Laundromat? |
So much is going so, so wrong. |
If more colonies did as well as you… wow! |
We have few worries and you're just not among them. Sorry. |
You'll soon learn just how awful Humans can be. I promise. |
There are so many new buildings in our colony. I'm still learning where they all are. |
We should show you who's boss. Oh wait, that's right, you've shown us. Ah. |
Let's share a glass of oooooomi sometime. |
Don't bother attacking with those… whatever you call those… things… of yours. |
Oh, you will lose. There is no question about that. |
This wild planet is being tamed by human hands. |
We're losing. Okay? Happy? |
You've kicked some major butt. |
You're careless, you insult everybody. We're just not impressed. |
Looks like it's time to really hurt you. |
We are marching to victory. So you just sit back and enjoy the parade! |
My colonists have lost faith in me. |
Efficient troops like yours can't come cheap. |
Ah… is insanity a family trait? |
Human ingenuity will undermine all your stupid ploys. |
Our military can conquer you. Our production out does yours by a lot. So… your future is bleak. |
If we had researched just one more technology, I think we would have… oh who really knows. |
You're just a planet taming fiend! |
You are so pathetic. |
Stop testing Human patience. OKAY! |
What can I say? When you build a big army, you'd better attack somebody with it. |
I really need a vacation. |
Don't mind me. I'm just taking down some notes for when we meet again. |
Explain it to me again how you will defeat us. I missed some of the details. |
I know you've felt it. The pressure. The pressure from us. It's gonna get worse. |
Can't you just see tomorrow's headlines? 'Humans Win!' It's destiny. |
Book deals, movie tie-ins, the talk show circuit. It all could've been mine! Mine! |
Frankly, We're in awe. |
Your factories couldn't produce a hammer. |
We could practice a little restraint. But, heck, why? |
Our colony will stay on this world for eons. |
Soon all that will be left of us are ruins and a few puddles of toxic waste. |
You've really turned your colony into a powerhouse. |
I feel sorry for the parents who had to put up with you. |
Cross any of our borders and you'll regret the day you invented the wheel. |
If you knew the exact size of my resource stockpile… Hmm, you'd retire. |
If I lose, how will I deal with the bad press? |
You've made some pretty smooth moves. |
Why did you start a colony in such a bad territory? |
The Humans can and will mess you up. Don't ask us how, we just can. |
Have you notice my military yet? Be very, very scared. |
Hey, we're the Humans! We're supposed to be the economic geniuses around here! |
You're one efficient hombre. |
Oh-oh. Your poor management skills are showing. |
Our colonists will vacation in your old settlement. |
It's Human money, not gravity, that keeps this world spinning. |
Well. That stunk. |
I gotta admit you're good at this colonizing business. |
You're losing. Blame yourself. Hey, I would. |
Don't show your face on my vidscreen again, cowboy! |
Success is a simple axiom. Perseverance plus luck equals capital. |
So much for soaking in the hot springs of Galda Prime. |
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I don't want to say anything about your colony but-ha, ha, ha! |
What you don't know will hurt you. |
Look out your window. There should be another Human settlement on the horizon. |
It's not that big of a deal, just my entire LIFE'S WORK! That's all. |
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It just figures that you would be a jerk. |
We have traveled too far, for too long, to be stopped by you! |
We are the Humans, roaming this planet for a little land and a whole ton of money. |
Punching bag here. What part of me do you want to hit next? |
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Looks like you've botched up something else. Not that we're complaining. |
Be prepared. Update your resume. |
I've already sold the movie rights to my autobiography. |
I can tell I'm nearing a major life change. I think it's called… death. |
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You're such a lemming! |
From now on, when we break something of yours, don't fix it. We'll just break it again. |
A stroll through my colony would take… oh let me see… gosh it would take several days. |
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What's your problem? |
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Well, it's time for my daily visit to the vault. What a job, there's always so much money to count. |
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