Tarth Sayings

Insults Threats Brags Complaints Praise
Buurrrrpppp TOOT Us push your buildings into the dirt. Your little engines poor match for ours. Oooh! Maybe me could bake you Azarga berry pie! Mm-hm-mm!
Tarth laugh at the little devices. Tarth grind skulls and break spines! Big power in Tarth science! Farmers not make enough food. Tarth army get weak. Sometime, us should meet and practice our roars.
You scrawny alien! This planet is Tarth planet. Us do not worry about small mites like you. Us have better luck breaking rocks on heads. You growl as good as Tarth warrior!
Us could squeeze you into another dimension. GRRR! Great is Tarth persuasion! Muscles too sore, too tired. Can't fight…. Everyone else is puny compared to you.
Ha ha! Weakling! Us take over your weak farms. Tarth culture simple. So Tarth culture superior. Tarth get no good production from colony. You a real positive alien person.
You're as dead as Skirineen Empire. World too small with you in it. Listen how Tarth yell. AAARGH! Good, huh? Nobody likes us. Everybody hates us. Us eat worms. You turn aliens into bloody mess! Ha, ha, ha….
Tarth could sip you through twisted straw. Tarth got guns. You got problems. Us make planets tremble. These are grim days. Go smash up more aliens. It fun watching you.
You're airplanes aren't worth much. You maybe need Skirineen to help you? Tarth cooks make best strudel, barbecue, bean dip, fish, cat food, smelt piston rings, tofu, cam shafts…. Trouble is us. Someone should make a bust of your arm muscle.
Look at the cute tiny alien person. So sweet. Us smell minerals in your territories. Our mine shafts make big piles of metal. Tarth colony really stinks. How you get so smart without bashing head with rock?
Manage this planet? You? Ha, ha, ha! Us turn your colonies to rubble. Tarth colonists work hard. You don't want to be Tarth right about now. You strong fighter. Must eat big meals, huh?
Tarth make great supper in your honor. When you leave. Tarth give you a break. Which bone? Us Tarth strong, bright, and um, oh, clear. Us should've built more buildings and less tanks. You must make your Mommy proud.
You soft like sponge. Us make you part of our plans real soon. Tarth factories build well. Our territories are really poor and very bad. Me would give you big hug, but me not sure you got good hospital.
Alien under Tarth foot has small hopes. Be scared. Us Tarth hate you. Your place small. Tarth place big. Tarth strategy is going all wrong. Ha, ha, ha! You make other aliens scream like little baby things.
You don't use territories very well. Tarth forces soon turn your military into meat. Our colony makes you jealous. Our colonists slow and uh, stupid. Us bet you make mean falafel.
So, you think you can push us around? Ha, ha, ha! That funny! You puny little things better get out of Tarth way. Us build iron solid empire! Us no threat to you anymore. How you fight so good with your wimpy diet?
Your machines thin. Us break them up real easy. Soon us tiptoe through your houses. With tanks! Ha The Tarth military is greatest on planet! Tarth are humiliated! Wow! Your explosions blow open pretty big craters.
Your fancy junk is nothing. Tarth victory soon close! Our economy makes yours look sick. Us make no excuses. Tarth are losing. Us hear you make great meatloaf. Mm, yummy!
You're losing press Control-Alt-Delete! Us like your colony. Us don't like you in it. Tarth colony rich! Now not good time to be Tarth. Maybe yesterday but not today. How do you think about so many things at same time?
Your colony is too small to do anything. Us Tarth keep planet forever. Once us Tarth make building, building never falls down. At least us got lots of trouble to keep us busy. You so great it makes us feel big, dumb, and uh, orange.
That's your army? That? Ha, ha, ha! You big joke. Tarth no joke. Tarth production is booming. Us wanna play against someone else! Mm, you smell good! Me bet you not take bath for weeks!
Oo, this Tarth is scared of you. Help, help, somebody save me. Oo help, help. Tarth will hurt you often. Me now practice battle cry. ROARRR! Everything just goes from bad to stupid.  
Your mother is bad cook! Us Tarth. You dead. Tarth smart. Can think pretty good too. Okay, that's that. This Tarth is gonna have nap now.  
I know how you stand up to this Tarth. Ha, ha, ha, you much shorter! Just when you think you all warm and safe, BOOM! Tarth attack. Tarth army makes many puny alien things cry for their Mommies! This is about as much fun as taking a bath in a volcano.  
Oh, puny alien, you can't lift many rocks, can you? Ha, ha, ha! YOU DEAD, STUPID ALIEN PERSON! DEAD! DEAD! Me could do big burp for you, but me don't want to break your monitor. So you real good at fighting. Big deal. Can you cook?  
Hey! Your computer is on fire! Ha, ha made you look! Me tell you fortune. Watch out for Tarth fists slamming skull. Ha, ha, ha! Me can dance rhumba!    
Is the little wimpy thing getting upset? Oh. Too bad. Tarth visit your colony soon. Us bring own hibachi. Ha, ha, ha! Oo. Can't believe me ate the whole smorgasbord….    

Last Updated on 1/9/99
By The Barney_Killer