Maug Sayings

Insults Threats Brags Complaints Praise
We have those same machines you use. In storage! Concede to the Maug! We Maug continue to show our strength! You're against us too? You have much cause for healthy joy!
We can not stand you anymore! You shall suffer as all Maugkind has suffered! Our factories out produce you all! All our territories are ailing. Everyone can see your colony is gloriously maintained.
You are an illness and we are the remedy. Do not attempt to win. Or you will taste our lasers. Much power is generated in our lands. We are no longer the mighty Maug. May penicillin always kill your viruses.
While you are hear everyone on the planet suffers! Maug science will overcome you. Technology reigns supreme. And we Maug have it! Have sympathy, please, oh please. You make the most complex technologies seem effortless.
Your scientists have tiny slow minds. The Maug economy shall triumph! We, the robust, shall conquer this world. Pity is all we ask. We are hapless creatures who haven't felt well in centuries! I hope our future competition will remain aseptic.
You call that abacus a computer? We wish much ill health on you. Our glorious cities spring up. Foul play! I was in the wash room and didn't see what was going on! Long may your liver thrive!
Your struggle is useless. This planet will ultimately reject you. Keep away from us! We have ailments that will infect you all! Even the very rivets of your machines fear us! Our production fails us more and more. Very few earn Maug respect. Save you.
It will be a wonderful day when you get the urge to leave. Grrr! None know pain as we Maug know pain! We are tired of you. May all your machinery be properly calibrated.
A-ha, ha, ha, ha! Maug laboratories have concocted your downfall! Triumph will be ours! High hopes have declined to low despairs. Your wondrous army has made me both jealous and happy.
That colony is not glorious. Our machines are optimized to defeat you. Our marvelous territories exude health! Sickness spreads all over this colony. Your strategies are finely tuned.
You use less strategy than a sleeping paramecium! Do not be an obstacle to the great Maug! The mighty Maug do not fear you. You drain our every energy. May your sinuses flow freely.
Your economy weakens while ours thrives. Our veins surge with power. You will now have many worries, because my fever is completely gone. You make us ill with your persistence. Your force moves with the speed of a clean colon.
This world does not need you on it! Maug wrath never subsides. Watch, all, the power of the Maug. Our wretched colony is collapsing. May your colony resist all infection.
Your colony grows with microscopic progress. Once we begin our plans you cannot recover! The Maug will thrive when we control this sphere. What mighty sorrows are in our heads. It's apparent that you take mighty medications.
May your factories become diseased! Any infraction against us will be answered with vengeance. We Maug do not fear your feeble threats. Look what has been done to us! Poor… ailing us. You have the stamina of a Maug!
Your slow workers are holding you back, aren't they? Beware our stamina! It's getting better! This fabulous planet is our destiny. Let us have a small reprieve. Please? Your mighty technology brings tears to our prosthetic eyes.
Such weak power and poise you have. The Maug military can move on you at my command. Much power is generated in our stupendous lands. This is a tragedy. We hope that you and your doctor are well.
You look unwell. Warn you colonists. The Maug is now your enemy. You cannot ignore us. Please just let us build a few City Centers. We mean no harm. What impressive strategies. Who is your surgeon?
We abandoned those technologies years ago. Our missiles are all aimed at your colony. The Maug will always endure. Please delay your attack. Wait until after the Maug-chief's uvula has been replaced. To you and the end of your heartburn.
You put your colony there? There? Maug rage festers like an untreated sore! No one equals the Maug machine! You would never insult me again if you knew about my horrible childhood. May you be free from gastric pain.
There is more processing speed in my prosthetic elbow than in your entire computer system! You are a variable that the Maug don't need. Do not forget who has the technology and who does not. Oh, why do we get involved in these computer conflicts.  
You inglorious disease! As your colony burns, the Maug will skip with glee. Penicillin surges through my remaining arteries. Headache! Headache! Don't attack please. Headache!  
I hope your pores plug indefinitely. An end to this inglorious conflict is being built in a secret Maug facility. Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Conquering this planet is more than a Maug dream. It is a Maug destiny. Maybe if I burped I would feel better.  
May you contaminate your hemorrhoid medication. You have taken advantage of the unwell for the last time. The more bionic my body becomes, the less I sneeze. You are taking advantage of a very, very ill colony.  
Build a museum. Your technology belongs in one.   I can lift an anti-matter engine in one hand and eat aspirin with the other.    
I've seen Maug heal faster than your colony grows.   All Maug brain enhancers have been upgraded to version 2.346. Now our conflict will end.    

Last Updated on 1/8/99
By The Barney_Killer